Stab your EX five times with knives

It's 2009 and more and more people have EXs. Not all of them live in Texas (sorry had to). Some have Exs they would like to put a knife in. Now you can with this handy gadget I found.


Everyone needs a place to keep their kitchen knives safe and out of the way. So, why not get a little enjoyment out of it too. The Ex 5pc SS Knife Set w/Knives and WHITE Holder. I think it comes in red and black too.

Here is their description:
This 5pc knife holder is unlike any cutlery set you have ever seen! This whimsical, artistic kitchen accessory holds 5 high quality stainless steel kitchen knives (included) in a rather unorthodox fashion - STORE YOUR KNIVES IN AN ANONYMOUS EFFIGY DEDICATED TO WHOMEVER YOU PLEASE! Take out your frustrations as you store your knives!

This generally sells for $160 but I found it here for much less.